Completely by accident, it's been Halloween In April here at A Field Guide To Doomsday, what with the vehiculas and vampire trees and such.
And now comes news of a beautiful bouncing baby girl...born completely without blood to call her own!!!
|(Some editing was required...because everyone knows vampires don't photograph.)|
The phantom-pallor'd Countess Olivia Norton was born with "haemoglobin levels of just three out of normal level of 18...which meant the plasma...could not be classified as proper blood."
(I swear all of today's sanguinary silliness wasn't planned—it's just been a that kind of day at work.)