For years, like some unhinged coot that warns strangers away from woodland cabins and summer camps, I've bellowed about the serpentine scourge afflicting Florida's swamps.
Turns out things are even worse than I prophesied, though, as it's been confirmed (via the awesome powers of SCIENCE!) that families of Nile crocodiles are inhabiting the region.
Yep. The native alligator's bigger, meaner, deadlier cousins have taken up residence.
At this rate, there's really only one way The Everglades situaish can play out. The Gods help us all!