Saturday, August 15, 2015

Mutants In The News — "Cuteness Poisoning (Almost Literally)" Edition

For once, it's China with terrifying / awesome serpent news, instead of the accursed swampscape that is Florida.

Behold, the huggliest and wuggliest deadly freak the world has ever seen!

Sometimes Ol' Lady Nature makes the SyFy Channel's job just too easy, y'all.

News report (or what passes for one) below!