Monday, May 28, 2012

Mutants In The News — "The Carp That Ate Detroit" Edition

First came the nuclear primates...and now their finny friends want in on the atomic action.

Scientists have determined that "mighty bluefin tuna carried radioactive the shores of the United States 6,000 miles away — the first time a huge migrating fish has been shown to carry radioactivity such a distance."

"We were frankly kind of startled," said same scientists.

You and me both, brothers.

And now a germane musical interlude from The Glob.  Play us out, Globby....

Mutants In The News — "Rave Of The Apes" Edition

Humanity better hope The Animals never unlock the mysteries behind glowstick-and-pacifier technology....

Thanks for your patience.  Regular updates will commence this week.