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Setting Seeds: Morn Of The Murder
Machines
According to legends (and sparse archaeological evidence), The Ancients lived in a wondrous world of technological marvels, where fanciful gadgets controlled all facets of life. But then, on one horrific day, the skies swirled with emerald energies...
...and the machines upon which humanity depended malfunctioned, and instead of operating as designed...
...THEY BEGAN A BRUTAL CAMPAIGN OF SAVAGE, SADISTIC SLAUGHTER!!!
An
entire Mutant Future setting can be shaped around a cataclysmal revolt of all
devices—toys, appliances, computers, weapons, and even vehicles—against their
makers. The blame lies on a viridian nimbus (perhaps unleashed by
extraterrestrial malefactors...?) that envelops the Earth.
The post-apocalyptic world is a primitive and brutal place, devoid of almost all useful technologies. Only small vehicles—cars, motorcycles, motorboats—still operate as designed. Small clusters of Pure Humans, Mutant Humans, and Mutant Animals eke out a hardscrabble existence under the constant threat of mechanized death, and Mutant Plants thrive unchecked. Androids and robots run amok (and are disallowed as PCs, for obvious reasons.)
The post-apocalyptic world is a primitive and brutal place, devoid of almost all useful technologies. Only small vehicles—cars, motorcycles, motorboats—still operate as designed. Small clusters of Pure Humans, Mutant Humans, and Mutant Animals eke out a hardscrabble existence under the constant threat of mechanized death, and Mutant Plants thrive unchecked. Androids and robots run amok (and are disallowed as PCs, for obvious reasons.)
Environmental Hazard: Murder
Machines
The
all-purpose mantle of "murder machines" applies to each and every Ancient contraption powered by fuel, batteries, and/or
energy (solar, atomic, etc.). The green radiations imbued all devices with
sensory awareness and all-consuming bloodlust, and they seek to harm as many
beings as possible in the most spectacular, painful, and ironic of
fashions. Even non-lethal gadgets become dreadful irritants. The Mutant
Lord should find a way to turn each and every Artifact into an instrument
of annoyance, mayhem...or death.
Advanced weapons fire at will on targets of their choosing, and don't work when wielded by PCs. Medical devices inflict damage instead of healing. And woe be to anyone who encounters a set of Ancient battle-armor....
Any time the Mutant Lord needs to roll for a Wandering Monster, or determine the contents of a treasure hoard containing technology of any sort, consult the table below:
Advanced weapons fire at will on targets of their choosing, and don't work when wielded by PCs. Medical devices inflict damage instead of healing. And woe be to anyone who encounters a set of Ancient battle-armor....
Any time the Mutant Lord needs to roll for a Wandering Monster, or determine the contents of a treasure hoard containing technology of any sort, consult the table below:
d20 | Device | HD | Description / Effects |
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1 | Lawnmower | 2 HD |
Moves at 90' (30'), and relentlessly pursues closest
target. With successful hit, knocks down victim, doing a continuous 5d6 damage
per round. Target must make an Ability Check Versus DEX at a +2 penalty
to rise and escape further damage.
|
2 | Music Player | 1d4 hp |
Player (cassette or digital) lies dormant until victim puts on the earbuds/headphones; seconds
later, device blasts raw sound at maximum volume. Wearer takes 3d6 damage, and
must make a Saving Throw Versus Stun. Success means they are
Deafened for 1d10 days; failure means permanent hearing
loss.
|
3 | Drive-Thru Menu | 2 HD |
When PCs get within 45',
speaker blares: "HUMANS HERE. HUMANS HERE." in computerized monotone until
destroyed. Increases risk of attracting Wandering Monsters to 1-5 on
1d6.
|
4 | Vending Machine | 4 HD |
When PCs get within 15',
machine launches high-velocity flurry of soda canisters that deal 2d6 continuous
damage per round to all targets in a 30' long, 20' wide cone. Continues to fire long after
all targets have fled or fallen, out of sheer
spite.
|
5 | Remote-Controlled Toy | 1d4 hp |
Small AC 3 contraption
continually rams feet and ankles, and gets underfoot. Target must make
an Ability Check Versus DEX to maintain balance; failure means falling
for 1d4 damage. Prone targets must make a Saving Throw Versus Stun or get
choked into unconsciousness as toy works way into mouth and
esophagus. Death occurs in 2d4 rounds.
|
6 | Video Screen | 1 HD |
Assorted signage,
billboards, marquees, etc. flash insulting and profane messages. Irritates PCs.
(And perhaps drives them to wrath with a failed Ability Check Versus
WIL.)
|
7 | Carving Knife | 1d4 hp |
Lashes out at nearest target, going for jugular or wrists.
Does 1d6 damage with successful hit, and 1d4 continuous damage per round until
bleeding stopped. 15' (5') movement limited to length of power cord (unless
cordless).
|
8 | Hair Dryer | 1d4 hp |
Blasts super-heated air,
causing 1d4 heat damage. Ignites combustibles after 1d4 rounds of
exposure.
|
9 | Clock | 1d4 hp |
Digital timers prematurely set off explosives for maximum
havoc. Alarm models blare incessantly, drawing Wandering Monsters on 1-3 on
1d6.
|
10 | Arcade Game | 3 HD |
Screen shows mesmerizing
display, hypnotizing all targets in visual range who fail a Mental Attack from
WIL 13. Those enthralled move to the machine to touch it, and must make a
Saving Throw Versus Stun; success means taking 6d6 electrical damage,
while failure indicates death by
electrocution.
|
11 | Sprinklers | 1 HD |
Automated sprinklers/sprayers douse PCs with appropriate
liquid (water, halon, fire-retardant foam, pesticide, etc.). Effects and/or
damage determined by Mutant Lord.
|
12 | Jukebox | 2 HD |
Always manages to play music most hated by PCs. Flashing
lights and sound increase chance of Wandering Monsters to a 1-4 on
1d6.
|
13 | ATM / Coin Changer | 1d6 hp |
Discharges d1000 units
of currency or 5d1000 coins. Angrily.
|
14 | Hydraulics | Varies |
Elevators, drawbridges,
dams, etc. open and close and will, crushing any trapped within. Can also
create barriers, impasses, deadfalls, and other
hazards.
|
15 | Computer | 1 HD |
Monitor taunts PCs with obscenities to distract them, while
sending alert to 1d4 renegade robots that arrive 2d4 rounds
later.
|
16 | Gas Pump | 2 HD |
Discharges precious
petrochemical fuel (Poison Class 4; causes Blindness for 1d6 days) in
faces of PCs foolish enough to look down
nozzle.
|
17 | Electric Shaver | 1d4 hp |
Leaps up to 6' at target,
targeting mustaches, beards, and/or hairstyles. Victim loses -1d6 CHA until
grown back. The better the hair, the more determined the
shaver.
|
18 | GPS | 1d4 hp |
Displays detailed maps and instructions to closest safe
zones, food stockpiles, weapons caches, fuel depots, etc...but info is utterly
false, and leads to environmental hazards, traps, and/or monster
lairs.
|
19 | Fax | 1 HD |
Blares out ear-piercing Shriek (as the Mutation),
affecting all targets in 20' radius. Prints out blurry photographs of gory human
casualties to traumatize the weak-stomached.
|
20 | Marital Aid | 1d4 hp |
Furious buzzing forces
all observers to make Ability Check Versus WIL at a +5 penalty, or be
paralyzed with paroxysms of laughter for 2d6 rounds and suffer 1d2 coughing /
choking damage per round. Chance of attracting Wandering Monsters escalates to
1-5 on 1d6.
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Now that's an Apocalypse I can get behind
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen this one in eons, need to do so again!
ReplyDeleteGotta love a guy getting killed by a soda machine and a kid flattened by a steamroller! Another wonderful pick Justin! Man FMs are going to be overwhelmed by the possible creatures, tech and diseases available in this month's spread.
ReplyDeleteI think October can be officially classified as "Fatal to PC's" month!
ReplyDelete@Mr. Blu: While I don't want 'em outright hostile, if Futurama has taught me anything, I know I could handle gadgets with "surly" modes.
ReplyDelete@Mr. Steven: Yes, yes you do. (Gotta love soda-deaths and flattened-kids, I mean.)
@Mr. ELTF: I love it! I need to make a badge!
That's really a great table and a more than worthy first part of a pretty outstanding finale.
ReplyDeleteThank you bunches!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wanted to close out the month with a bang. And I hope people get use out of the table and setting.
Bit disappointed you didn't mention the sentient killer Tonka toy truck from "Trucks" (a Maximum Overdrive remake from 1997) that kills a postie by ramming his head! As well as the bit where a van manages to inflate a hazmat suit, which wlaks around and kills the drivers! (admittedly these two moments are the only cheesy/funny moments in the whole snoozefest that is "Trucks")
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