According to CNN, researchers have discovered elevated levels of caffeine contamination in Oregon coastal waters. It's thought that untreated water from sewer overflow and septic tanks is to blame.
While "the amount of caffeine is well below a lethal dose for marine life..., [it] can cause some 'cellular stress' to organisms."
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"Cellular stress," indeed. You've been warned, humanity...for the rise of the fizzfiends is at hand!!!
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