Tuesday, October 16, 2012

STOP THE PROJECTOR!!! BRACE FOR BREAKING NEWS, THREE DECADES IN THE MAKING!!!

In 1982, an astonishing oviporous onslaught such as the world had never seen unleashed The Most Amazing Atomic Antagonists Of All Time...but we were ill-prepared for their  malevolent majesty.  They returned to the wastelands from whence they came, forgotten and forsaken.

But, lo!  All the portents have proven true...as from the irradiated ashes, they arise again!!!

For here, in 2012, in coincidental conjunction with their 30th anniversary, comes...



MARVELOUS METAL MINIATURES MOST MUTAGENIC, MIGHTY, MONSTROUS, MALIGNANT...AND MODERATELY MONOCULAR!!!


Want to add rampaging radioactive reprobates to your gaming table?  OF COURSE YOU DO!!!

Friends, they have 'em all!



BLASTING BUGGITES!!!

RAMPAGING RABBITOIDS!!!

AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THOSE FANTASTIC FUTURISTIC FOES MOST FREAKISH AND FOWL...

CALAMITOUS CYCLOPEAN CHICKENS!!!

& POLYPHEMIC FEATHERED FIENDS!!!


Friends, you CANNOT let these pass you by!  THEY MUST BE YOURS, TODAY!!!

Don't walk—RUN!!!—on over to Interloper Miniatures' Indiegogo page, and give them all your filthy lucre.  And don't let paltry personal budgetary concerns like "shelter" and "sustenance" and "schoolkids" deter you, either...YOU HAVE A KIDNEY YOU AREN'T USING, SO SHADILY SMUGGLE THAT SUCKER WITH A QUICKNESS!!!  NO EXCUSES!!!

PLUS, THE STRETCH GOALS ARE INSANE, WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR MORE BIRDS, PIGS (or, more correctly, PIGSTRONAUTS!!!), ANTEATERS, AND APES!!!  MAKE THESE HAPPEN, PEOPLE!!!

Be sure to tell them that A Field Guide To Doomsday sent you!!!

2 comments:

  1. Epic!
    Thanks Justin.

    You are an UberDude!

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  2. No, thank YOU...because thanks to your efforts, I finally know joy. Sweet, rapturous joy!

    (And you're at 10+% funding already! Awesome!)

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