Face front, True Believers!
We spectacular sages here in The Bullpen strongly suggest you start saving your shekels and simoleons, 'cuz you dare not skip our sense-shatteringly scarifying Shocktober issue of TALES TO FLABBERGAST!
This astonishing comic will have it all: Adventure! Danger! Excitement! Horror! Intrigue! Suspense! Thrills!
Scripted by those sultans of stupefying storytelling, Jocular Justin and Alana "The Mama" Davis, and pencilled by none other than that grand guru of the gargantuan, Chris "The Wiz" Wisnia!
You simply must read this tremendous tale of trepidatious, tot-anic terror we just had to call, "The Power...and The Placenta!"
IT'S MUTANT MONSTER MATERNITY IN THE MIGHTY MARVEL MANNER!!!