Mutants In The News — "Two Superbugs Is One Too Many" Edition

Wired reports that antibiotic resistance may be moving from livestock to humans.

While it hasn't been verified through proper scientific analysis, I think we can all agree on this:  

Mankind can barely handle one superbug going bananas at any given time.  But two?  We're DOOMED.

Oh, Dean Jones...why have you forsaken us?!!!