tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70220989394049214212024-03-17T16:22:47.578-05:00A Field Guide To DoomsdayA Bestiary for Mutant Futures-slash-Crawl Classics, Gamma Worlds, and Assorted Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands.Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.comBlogger822125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-62992047693014574212023-10-28T16:45:00.001-05:002023-10-28T16:45:23.732-05:00HE IS THE LAW!<p> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKzLguQCDCrgLV3Q_1AZrY5FLsrOOZZWdEFLcKNvTfdaRROPImNbQVNNA3XLssrQhYpjEueXH6znoI4-2bguo10PkzOH6-TG3y6PNPDI1Rm8tWYa4FB7kQMDkMUMse5XoGk5wpbStnnGYssH0HfBnYjCBNTkDyY7YTintJtK5zsk5lrUAcX-DTubw/s2715/Judge%20Hammer!.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2715" data-original-width="1920" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPKzLguQCDCrgLV3Q_1AZrY5FLsrOOZZWdEFLcKNvTfdaRROPImNbQVNNA3XLssrQhYpjEueXH6znoI4-2bguo10PkzOH6-TG3y6PNPDI1Rm8tWYa4FB7kQMDkMUMse5XoGk5wpbStnnGYssH0HfBnYjCBNTkDyY7YTintJtK5zsk5lrUAcX-DTubw/w283-h400/Judge%20Hammer!.png" width="283" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JUDGE HAMMER!--CARNAGE COP</td></tr></tbody></table></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUST HIM--HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.</span></b></p><p>(By Mustafa Bekir of <b><i><a href="https://www.exaltedfuneral.com/products/neon-lords-of-the-toxic-wasteland"><span style="color: #04ff00;">Neon Lords Of The Toxic Wasteland</span></a></i></b> fame, based on my clumsy version below.)</p><p><br /></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw8-A9cpEJLr6wGYgiDO0zgs1Z21jwlL9nxmOuUeTahUwH9gmmhHz4yNJCo_yHK6c6oDnxuZS-dwJ-2xvqPce7hHHK_i-AGt-KDpUfm0WmG1023glivyc2Qrkobahpk8KBsIk-5QOk5csD_SVfRjSf0q9_TKPd4DYFhc4IHuKPTiWakAufShB8laI2/s930/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="930" data-original-width="759" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw8-A9cpEJLr6wGYgiDO0zgs1Z21jwlL9nxmOuUeTahUwH9gmmhHz4yNJCo_yHK6c6oDnxuZS-dwJ-2xvqPce7hHHK_i-AGt-KDpUfm0WmG1023glivyc2Qrkobahpk8KBsIk-5QOk5csD_SVfRjSf0q9_TKPd4DYFhc4IHuKPTiWakAufShB8laI2/w326-h400/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer.png" width="326" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-28743440354126256722023-09-03T17:04:00.004-05:002023-09-05T07:45:05.034-05:00"One Thing About Santa Clarita I Could Never Stomach: All The Damn Vampires"<p>Enjoy another new Dark Inheritance for <i>Weird Frontiers</i>. This'un rounds out the various "main undeadlies" included in the core rules. PDF is over in the files!</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaL-c3tjisfcdf-I1JNZtN43PDW_KPim4wJCJoIYQTgYWsspxTb0JroksXmAnyIt_yApD8j1lCNjpdKtoTFRv__N-C6UObRedAyyFCbIOmLLBVoo7klC2wXqtKd-kOJj0d7hqve1zfyVEFgbaJwMpoLZ7TrejJDOi-xE2K5nSCr-U1D8ewBx_UMRUR/s902/Night%20Vampire%201.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="902" data-original-width="600" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaL-c3tjisfcdf-I1JNZtN43PDW_KPim4wJCJoIYQTgYWsspxTb0JroksXmAnyIt_yApD8j1lCNjpdKtoTFRv__N-C6UObRedAyyFCbIOmLLBVoo7klC2wXqtKd-kOJj0d7hqve1zfyVEFgbaJwMpoLZ7TrejJDOi-xE2K5nSCr-U1D8ewBx_UMRUR/w266-h400/Night%20Vampire%201.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><p><b style="text-align: justify;"><u><span style="font-family: inherit;">NEW DARK INHERITANCE – VAMPIRE</span></u></b></p><p>
</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Power costs 1 point of Personality.</i><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Kin-folk: </b>Vampire</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Duration:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b>1d3+CL rounds</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Visage:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b>The tommyknocker’s face becomes chiropteran, with ridiculously
protruding ears, flattened upturned nose, and jutting snaggle-toothed fangs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their sunken eyes glow with unholy radiance,
and fingers, connected by webbed skin, sharpen to elongated points.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Dripping spittle renders them
nigh-unintelligible.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Attire becomes
shrouded in cobwebs writhing with insects and graveworms.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Power:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b>The tommyknocker’s senses heighten to those of an apex
predator.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They can see in abject
darkness, and gain a +4 bonus to all visual-, auditory-, olfactory-, and gustatory-related rolls.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Furthermore, the
tommyknocker gains a wall-crawling climb speed of 20’, and the ability to make
standing leaps of 15’.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Curse: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b>The tommyknocker becomes malevolently ravenous for the
lifeforces of the weak and infirm. They
must make a WIL Save of DC 10 each round to avoid assaulting the closest ally /
friendliest NPC with the lowest current Hit Point total. A successful attack grapples the victim,
doing 1d6 biting damage the first round and 1d4 exsanguination damage each
subsequent round until the effect ends.
Living targets reduced to 0 Hit Points in this fashion awaken as Vampires
after three moonrises with a burning hatred for their tommyknocker sire.</span><span face="Calluna-Regular, serif"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0in; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-align: justify; text-autospace: none;"><span face=""Calluna-Regular",serif" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calluna-Regular; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br /></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1Rz7D1Xype75T8N9uEJLxJYbLh6Wrf6zQEonGj4KMdWYkwesTtzUL_3NhME0zasMNWxvvRBJsoAh8i-_dlDckS41xJdtUpdoky8eyC_UTrNm8efqwdn2_pOE9zOPPgHrSx5pQRT6MFRt_H1YQq3QeD0o6KPbnaKz90ZdEB8OJH6krmBYZMspXsnpO/s540/Night%20Vampire%202.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="540" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1Rz7D1Xype75T8N9uEJLxJYbLh6Wrf6zQEonGj4KMdWYkwesTtzUL_3NhME0zasMNWxvvRBJsoAh8i-_dlDckS41xJdtUpdoky8eyC_UTrNm8efqwdn2_pOE9zOPPgHrSx5pQRT6MFRt_H1YQq3QeD0o6KPbnaKz90ZdEB8OJH6krmBYZMspXsnpO/w400-h266/Night%20Vampire%202.png" width="400" /></a></div><span face=""Calluna-Regular",serif" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calluna-Regular; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"></span><p></p><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-85463423647063152392023-08-23T17:03:00.001-05:002023-08-23T17:12:52.057-05:00"T" Is For "Trenchmouth"<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg63-FuDFQiiCCv9G3vgvACtjnk66VaInyXPW-HRasl7FEA7sPso9zSjkyMPd_y2WYphXYmgXmV6KAFrttzz2V5nfV2vg4KhQjhsCt0_VCembZdVTzhPDGJ3Vnw9eeszTUEEIwfpXsE0XH4cTWjhbKux2JK3u2A0_EjGi8jpG9sqa3nddnhXxUwN0li/s706/Trenchmouth%202.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="706" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg63-FuDFQiiCCv9G3vgvACtjnk66VaInyXPW-HRasl7FEA7sPso9zSjkyMPd_y2WYphXYmgXmV6KAFrttzz2V5nfV2vg4KhQjhsCt0_VCembZdVTzhPDGJ3Vnw9eeszTUEEIwfpXsE0XH4cTWjhbKux2JK3u2A0_EjGi8jpG9sqa3nddnhXxUwN0li/w400-h265/Trenchmouth%202.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Trenchmouths are sentient garbage disposals. Their bulbous, rubbery, tripodic, sofa-sized bodies are essentially all snaggle-fanged mouth.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Trenchmouths sport three elongating (up to 15' each) tentacles, and the two thickest end in prehensile graspers with retractable grip-spines. The slender third has two night-vision eyes and a "brainwave radar" nodule that detects (but can't read) thoughts of intelligent beings and psionics / mental mutations in a quarter-mile radius. Trenchmouths are thereby impossible to Surprise.</div><p></p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">When attacking at range, trenchmouths lash with both arms to smash, ensnare, or both. Grasped targets suffer 1d6 damage upon initial contact and each round thereafter, and must make a DC 15 STR check to escape. If a trenchmouth successfully snags the same target with both tentacles (during the same round, or eventually), its quarry is immediately retracted for a free bite attack. Trenchmouths are otherwise only able to chomp adjacent targets. Anyone bitten by a trenchmouth must make a DC 15 Fort Save or come down with ghastly gastro-intestinal strife (aka <i>"trench-trots"</i>) that induces temporary 1d4 damage to STR, AGL, and STA, halved movement, and -4 to <i style="font-weight: bold;">all</i> rolls over 1d3 days.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Trenchmouths lair submerged in cesspits, sewers, landfills, junkyards, dumpsters, grease traps, and porta-johns. Accordingly, they are immune to all toxins and diseases, and Surprise foes on 1-5 on 1d6. And between their spongy mass and clinging "slimy trash coating", trenchmouths only suffer half damage from clubbing- and crushing-based attacks.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Trenchmouths speak Common, Trucker, Pervert, and the secret gurglings of ooze-dom. Ambitious trenchmouths may take up adventuring, as they are surprisingly deft for their bulk and can manipulate most weapons, tools, and artifacts.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><u>Trenchmouth (statted for Dungeon / Mutant Crawl Classics)</u></i></b></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Init +3; Atk tentacle bludgeon +5 melee (1d10+2) or tentacle grasp +4 melee (entangle plus 1d6 per round) or bite melee +3 (2d8 + disease); AC 16; HD 8d8+17; MV trundle 20' or float 10'; Act 2d20; SP camouflage, constriction, disease, infravision 120', mind-sense; SV Fort +13, Ref +4, Wil +10; AL C</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguDYQ5cekzTj7qnKcpJY5HrMUUGQVN_6ZTg2YGJCubjTBlP2z7TgND1MtIB5h-E0y7PnOD2h33TBDHEs8HZbFY_y7ZcldK-Z6MF3DteN82-GPYHNHb8VYSc4J5aTFrWH72_lFSCLJDvHuwhQpkTrwanQvOEPsZQ75RfxfyBRYpTQ7MsKiNfbyHyQf0/s617/Trenchmouth%205.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="454" data-original-width="617" height="294" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguDYQ5cekzTj7qnKcpJY5HrMUUGQVN_6ZTg2YGJCubjTBlP2z7TgND1MtIB5h-E0y7PnOD2h33TBDHEs8HZbFY_y7ZcldK-Z6MF3DteN82-GPYHNHb8VYSc4J5aTFrWH72_lFSCLJDvHuwhQpkTrwanQvOEPsZQ75RfxfyBRYpTQ7MsKiNfbyHyQf0/w400-h294/Trenchmouth%205.png" width="400" /></a></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxlAjJyiuxUpGlulqViacc7XzAxwyIvHx7uih0LrfEESW8KWYbAqSWbtO5ecD8OocnrdK3QXzdf23CfWM1JftNd1pIuvG0cDYG-mQKvJG8TKXkgkV38n5q6mvjx27NToBGvm74anKXxRdUtPS7Kz-Hu5TaRLcMFw5uoR5Picgje3DKPacDgLy7bWwV/s655/Trenchmouth%203.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="447" data-original-width="655" height="272" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxlAjJyiuxUpGlulqViacc7XzAxwyIvHx7uih0LrfEESW8KWYbAqSWbtO5ecD8OocnrdK3QXzdf23CfWM1JftNd1pIuvG0cDYG-mQKvJG8TKXkgkV38n5q6mvjx27NToBGvm74anKXxRdUtPS7Kz-Hu5TaRLcMFw5uoR5Picgje3DKPacDgLy7bWwV/w400-h272/Trenchmouth%203.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpRQba6SzbCfCzgedDrkt_2DAeM74LRkmfqJIt2AtoZqwz_CKPVjpXhwdFgP8IxBlofUEJwScNYq8UolTWCt7UBBsnw0OyuZp2pwVfnHKE0D5xFJ5fWT4RaSFLfFl0PCoX3mrgUH-7wzXTDIevlUSNqBSV-tKlpYborpoE6yx7Xk4uafQ6cxrC-gBI/s598/Trenchmouth%204.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="462" data-original-width="598" height="309" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpRQba6SzbCfCzgedDrkt_2DAeM74LRkmfqJIt2AtoZqwz_CKPVjpXhwdFgP8IxBlofUEJwScNYq8UolTWCt7UBBsnw0OyuZp2pwVfnHKE0D5xFJ5fWT4RaSFLfFl0PCoX3mrgUH-7wzXTDIevlUSNqBSV-tKlpYborpoE6yx7Xk4uafQ6cxrC-gBI/w400-h309/Trenchmouth%204.png" width="400" /></a></div><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-55644995673834749502023-08-15T17:45:00.004-05:002023-09-03T17:04:30.013-05:00Be Fruitflyful And Mummify, Y'all!<p>I love <i>DCC</i>, and been enjoying the heck outta <i>Weird Frontiers</i> via Zoom. (For the uninitiated, it's essentially Goodman Games' version of <i>Deadlands</i>.)<br /><br />Here's a new Dark Inheritance for Tommyknockers, PCs who die during the funnel process and come back as spoooooky undead.<br /><br />Hope y'all find some use! (And the PDF version is over in the files.)<br /><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOgXOGRYpYw7r7eGfJcWD9f2d9RYP-p1daz3C9-hgkXUbYOWreAWcKr4nVqRw_AlihFPJjJoIOvUWYpPycDdZip9lIY_5KlwtXlGrwwwJePo7igw6rc3Gt5ZkRWIcNZwJLEEWAGZX0tZ39ZVDu6VYapjqtSxCXF5x7MDRWcmCFF9KYIrMqSfiq7kOG/s603/BHT.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="603" data-original-width="437" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOgXOGRYpYw7r7eGfJcWD9f2d9RYP-p1daz3C9-hgkXUbYOWreAWcKr4nVqRw_AlihFPJjJoIOvUWYpPycDdZip9lIY_5KlwtXlGrwwwJePo7igw6rc3Gt5ZkRWIcNZwJLEEWAGZX0tZ39ZVDu6VYapjqtSxCXF5x7MDRWcmCFF9KYIrMqSfiq7kOG/w290-h400/BHT.png" width="290" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><b><u>NEW DARK INHERITANCE – MUMMY</u></b></p><p><i>Power costs 1 point of Personality.</i></p><p><b>Kin-folk:</b> Mummy</p><p><b>Duration:</b> 1d3+CL rounds</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Visage:</b> The tommyknocker’s body desiccates. Their skin tightens and shrivels, and their height diminishes by six inches. Sinews pop and joints grind with every movement. Attire becomes weathered, tattered, and drab.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Power: </b>The tommyknocker’s jaws distend to disgorge frenzied bugs (scorpions and centipedes if assuming the mien of an American mummy, or scarabs and locusts if Egyptian, or crawdads and dragonflies if bog variety) that swarm all targets within a 10’ long, 6’ wide-at-apex cone. For the duration, victims suffer 1d4+1 damage per round, and sentient opponents lose 1d2+1 AC [only at the onset; not cumulative] as they panic from the infestation. The tommyknocker’s compadres are ordinarily unaffected if caught in the area of effect.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Curse:</b> The tommyknocker is overwhelmed by feelings of smug superiority and contempt for the lesser beings that dare intrude in its domain. They must make a WIL Save of DC 10 each round to keep the swarm focused on enemies; failure means bugs attack foes and friends alike.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8-Q32UjrNH3pI2IHZSxq7aptOXQhWdeAJqIFaaon-f_Uj5M_u1cyJF1SPuz3lXtbzPXMnDQoRgVTt4U_FJBA2ipZ8dmG7nNDrJfP3XoeN8vAqEXn8zdQ_SiCqHLFfntRyA6EUR5XbnbzFFcclvLfjy0RlX4-WbbB3PGZU9RpGdL6N5lgudSS7NJr/s636/Two-Gun%20Khamen.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="236" data-original-width="636" height="149" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8-Q32UjrNH3pI2IHZSxq7aptOXQhWdeAJqIFaaon-f_Uj5M_u1cyJF1SPuz3lXtbzPXMnDQoRgVTt4U_FJBA2ipZ8dmG7nNDrJfP3XoeN8vAqEXn8zdQ_SiCqHLFfntRyA6EUR5XbnbzFFcclvLfjy0RlX4-WbbB3PGZU9RpGdL6N5lgudSS7NJr/w400-h149/Two-Gun%20Khamen.png" width="400" /></a></div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-56832086452446835502023-08-11T16:06:00.010-05:002023-08-11T16:09:40.434-05:00Mutants In The News — "It's The Heat *AND* The Humidity" Edition<p>This was already proven over forty years ago by esteemed climatologist Max Rockatansky and his colleagues, Drs Nightrider and Toecutter. Hrmph.<br /></p><p><span style="color: #04ff00;"><a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2023/08/11/1193194334/a-slightly-sadistic-experiment-aims-to-find-out-why-heat-drives-up-global-confli" target="_blank">Yet again, the future is gonna be terrrrible</a>. </span>Worth the read over at NPR.</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKJzvhiUIC3WEHXUJw2yeae_vT-45NZ66XWIk54kjK1gOpASSTWV1J_294nX9kObqS7IsRnYMTNZyArhdDKIVTT_3-38bnEFX0tmoFbO1WcCUj1_wS177RaLr_C57ZALk5XLT_Yh4kb4obzgmxZjV5G5RJFm6u2RfrYW9j5mupF_k6wEyiEQ4kTsZK/s680/Heat.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="657" data-original-width="680" height="386" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKJzvhiUIC3WEHXUJw2yeae_vT-45NZ66XWIk54kjK1gOpASSTWV1J_294nX9kObqS7IsRnYMTNZyArhdDKIVTT_3-38bnEFX0tmoFbO1WcCUj1_wS177RaLr_C57ZALk5XLT_Yh4kb4obzgmxZjV5G5RJFm6u2RfrYW9j5mupF_k6wEyiEQ4kTsZK/w400-h386/Heat.png" width="400" /></a></div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-5943383262941309162023-08-10T13:41:00.002-05:002023-08-10T13:43:55.392-05:00The Guys Of Wrexus Are Upon You — Meet Jimmy Drips, Moist Miscreant!<p> (cross-posted from <a href="https://the-haunted-spookshow-of-channel-x.blogspot.com/2013/09/planet-motherfuckers-most-wanted-jimmy.html"><span style="color: #01ffff;">here</span></a>)</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkDLGOPjc814nRuDllyQTqFSNh4MmaeT_gJZiJIAHAQuY5lhUSKpYzs50dqsew2eT-ymuIyT0LybG_C9HdO_xts8XczZbTQrno3WTLlhUH1haq6xkYEzYepYf12M01oBxmErkrBH0Eocs/s1600/Jimmy+Drips+1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkDLGOPjc814nRuDllyQTqFSNh4MmaeT_gJZiJIAHAQuY5lhUSKpYzs50dqsew2eT-ymuIyT0LybG_C9HdO_xts8XczZbTQrno3WTLlhUH1haq6xkYEzYepYf12M01oBxmErkrBH0Eocs/s400/Jimmy+Drips+1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><p><br /><span style="text-align: justify;">Everybody needs to know a guy who knows a guy... and Jimmy Drips is the best guy-knowin'-guy around. Just ask 'im</span><span style="text-align: justify;">—</span><span style="text-align: justify;">he'll tell ya!</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Ya need dope? Wheels? Girlies? Hoodoo?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Fer enough wet wipes and beer, Jimmy Drips can make it happen, baby. And ol' Jimmy doesn't mind gettin' his hands even dirtier for a pal like yerself, 'cuz Jimmy loves ya!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">(But keep him away from your own stash and ride and gal and mojo, 'cause those dirty hands of his get <i>pretty</i> busy ...and <u>NEVER</u> let him cover the escape route. That's a surefire way to find yourself, as they say in the vernacular, "wrexus'd".)<br /><br />[In <i><b>Don't Mess With Wrexus: The Movie</b></i>, Jimmy Drips is portrayed by Steve Buscemi.]</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYGNhQNLJVAJeU5ykEWoykBGfVQf8oztBQPwD_4b5mU61fh2b_6vwj0ZJ5orudIyITxcChakym4YzQNKj71ASiSYwr5s5tpDMaFgSpnZJELddoi0jthPd3tW5lIkk6b6DBvivWWRxJ3cbsaNeYN08nobQ90QGd2PoxRamC3cWWpEepCvTmD0VnZoq-/s400/Jimmy%20Drips%202.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="241" data-original-width="400" height="241" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYGNhQNLJVAJeU5ykEWoykBGfVQf8oztBQPwD_4b5mU61fh2b_6vwj0ZJ5orudIyITxcChakym4YzQNKj71ASiSYwr5s5tpDMaFgSpnZJELddoi0jthPd3tW5lIkk6b6DBvivWWRxJ3cbsaNeYN08nobQ90QGd2PoxRamC3cWWpEepCvTmD0VnZoq-/w400-h241/Jimmy%20Drips%202.png" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">What the hell kinda mutant is Jimmy, anyway? He's a <a href="https://the-haunted-spookshow-of-channel-x.blogspot.com/2013/09/monster-mash-rawhead.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: red;">Rawhead</span></a>. <br /><br />And Rawheads are survivors.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div><br /></div><div>Some escaped midway through dinner with clans of chainsaw-cannibals. Others peeled themselves up off the asphalt after the worst hot-rod wrecks imaginable. A few even clawed their way free from Hell's sweltering Agony Engines.</div><div><br /></div><div>But all left something behind amidst the trauma: their skins.</div><div><br /></div><div>Most Rawheads try to make the best of their supernatural transitions—despite the incessant oozing—and return to some semblance of *snort* normal. But those of the more unhinged variety scheme to reclaim their former lives by any means necessary, and all they need is a facelift... or, more accurately, someone's face to lift in the most felonious of filleted fashions.<br /><br />One more thing: if you wanna die—and die <i>ugly</i>—call a Rawhead a <i>goodbody</i> to its face. Slurs don't get much worse.</div></div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-64286517267105815852023-07-13T18:01:00.004-05:002023-07-13T18:01:33.721-05:00Mutants In The News — "Pythocalypse 2023" Edition<p>Dang. Been ages since pythons have popped on my radar. But, boy howdy, are they poppin'...<br /><br /><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRxP1eGSHlDzlSBisYVuRTZiaXIHqySX6zXcHuH30fDGu2wROWtdqdjs0YGsEEozebvPnhkb0e0dfVAEF_rhslPIN6sUWbdDsYBhDFYtCxwshRZ9EH-Qi9IspzG9RNH7PdQSC_J2ElxSYQcdlkBE_aRca_fFZQ5USjfVCUJax-IPqeMI7nSKEIrU4b/s704/Pyth1.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="704" data-original-width="673" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRxP1eGSHlDzlSBisYVuRTZiaXIHqySX6zXcHuH30fDGu2wROWtdqdjs0YGsEEozebvPnhkb0e0dfVAEF_rhslPIN6sUWbdDsYBhDFYtCxwshRZ9EH-Qi9IspzG9RNH7PdQSC_J2ElxSYQcdlkBE_aRca_fFZQ5USjfVCUJax-IPqeMI7nSKEIrU4b/w383-h400/Pyth1.png" width="383" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div><div>... as <a href="https://www.npr.org/2023/07/13/1187497592/record-breaking-burmese-python-longest-florida" target="_blank"><span style="color: #01ffff;">a world-record-sized snake</span></a> was found not in its natural environs, but Florida. Of course.<br /><br />And downright insane for an invasive species.<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJX2rNMer2jOFlC86xD1Bo2V4h6NS1k2AHrYGVbV0ZWvTVlwzYpRFIcaQqH6iw-oTN7X5VCl_sZk75RmKE0FYGaqrYBgjlRn7efX4rnCxX2SOQ-0ERa96sqpgL8i4afSkoplgxYhnun_q8kNSsSoxk-Q7qQ8cljxNweRpg11jRFlpvVUvYxILuczW_/s643/Pyth2.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="486" data-original-width="643" height="303" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJX2rNMer2jOFlC86xD1Bo2V4h6NS1k2AHrYGVbV0ZWvTVlwzYpRFIcaQqH6iw-oTN7X5VCl_sZk75RmKE0FYGaqrYBgjlRn7efX4rnCxX2SOQ-0ERa96sqpgL8i4afSkoplgxYhnun_q8kNSsSoxk-Q7qQ8cljxNweRpg11jRFlpvVUvYxILuczW_/w400-h303/Pyth2.png" width="400" /></a></div><br />Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-5088240553777254412023-07-09T14:00:00.004-05:002023-08-10T13:45:21.385-05:00The Guys Of Wrexus Are Upon You — Meet Chainsaw Sadie, Meat-Making Mechanical Madam!<p><i>(cross-posted from <a href="https://the-haunted-spookshow-of-channel-x.blogspot.com/2022/10/roadside-malefaction-chainsaw-sadies.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: red;">here</span></a>) </i><br /><br /><br /></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_eUUlyULwvWicwg11TEKYN6fCy8Xisbba1MfOgOKgBrxHmvZ-FNGcOByshnVx8R7RflOysWYCoBGz9d5RkSS8U3BXSxupigihIredsm8nf51ADPRdbsNzm-ev41PaYLUcDV2tK6yk5GsEOLEwCyVT02xh9R3aCP0uW5hRPcHJPtE62CaOSEexkAI/s1451/Chainsaw%20Sadie%20Kowalczyk.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1451" data-original-width="1185" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_eUUlyULwvWicwg11TEKYN6fCy8Xisbba1MfOgOKgBrxHmvZ-FNGcOByshnVx8R7RflOysWYCoBGz9d5RkSS8U3BXSxupigihIredsm8nf51ADPRdbsNzm-ev41PaYLUcDV2tK6yk5GsEOLEwCyVT02xh9R3aCP0uW5hRPcHJPtE62CaOSEexkAI/w326-h400/Chainsaw%20Sadie%20Kowalczyk.png" width="326" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;">"Chainsaw" Sadie Kowalczyk</span></b></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Despite lopped limbs and gnarly trauma, Sadie Kowalczyk final gal'd the hell out of that inbred cannibal family with their own terror-tools. And per the KIATIS (<i>"Kill It And Take Its Stuff"</i>) credo, she claimed their horrid homestead, transforming a backwoods Superfund-ian abattoir into one of <b>Grueston</b>'s must-see locales.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Yep, all road trips require a visit to <i style="font-weight: bold;">Chainsaw Sadie's Love Garage</i>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Stock up on BBQ and jerky--<i>now, both 100% hitchhiker-free!!!</i>--and liquid libations distilled in-house!</div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Treat yer vehicle to a wash, tune-up, and repairs by the bevy of comely mechanics!</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Take advantage of the spa, oh weary sons-of-the-road, as all truckstop amenities--from showers to cots to massages to "ahem... <i>massages</i>" are tended by fetching companions of all shapes, sizes, and species!</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><b>The Love Garage</b> prides itself on being a safe, secure place to indulge, and offers assorted specialty suites for the adventurous. So if you have the time and the budget, check out the Lagoon Room, Tomb Room, Cocoon Room, Bloom Room, Broom Room, 'Shroom Room, Dune Room, Moon Room, and / or Goop Room for delights that'll blow yer gaskets! Perfect for honeymoons!</p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Chainsaw Sadie</b>--part saloon madam, part pitmisstress, part junkyard cyborg, and all woman--herself is a brazen, bawdy broad who tolerates zero nonsense. She's ferocious and protective, and takes in all manner of orphans to mold 'em from survivors to thrive-ers. Her employees adore her, so cross Sadie at yer own peril.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />The lady's signature weapon (engraved with <i>"The Family Is Sawed"</i> below a scored-out <i>"The Saw Is Family"</i>) hangs above the main bar. Rumor is it's fully gassed and ready to dice at a moment's notice.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Chainsaw Sadie</b> thinks she has a friendly rivalry with <a href="http://the-haunted-spookshow-of-channel-x.blogspot.com/2013/12/planet-motherfuckers-most-wanted-farmer.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ff00fe;">Farmer Vincent Smith and his sister, Ida</span></a>. And with Vincent, she certainly does... but Ida? That schemin' spinster plots to "harvest" Sadie and add <b>The Love Garage</b> to the Smith culinary empire. The puritanical Vincent would take affront at such unseemliness (what with all the liquor and prostitution, above and beyond the simple galling treachery), so Ida's machinates on the sly. Maybe she'll hire some PCs to do the dirty work...?<br /><br />[In <i><b>Don't Mess With Wrexus: The Movie</b></i>, "Chainsaw" Sadie is portrayed by Aunjanue Ellis.]</div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-2060567543570936362023-06-25T16:50:00.005-05:002024-01-21T15:47:09.424-06:00The Guys Of Wrexus Are Upon You — Meet Señor Güsto, Viscous Vendor!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4PpRgOpYyjtlg5mTqXyM0L5UP4GjKhMIfwqZV36gXkcyQRAXVAHLqO_U_hwnsHKWKlp5wepGIKRUwlRBAtAxQgzAOFESWbKgeqD8mrzyCJnTolnkitYckH67xnbiulsn6BI_VIuIeAqsfWyun0TzGmU6bvjBaLlqk5KNZw7oV-q2ASCPkC2sRWxDI/s750/Se%C3%B1or%20G%C3%BCsto.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="750" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4PpRgOpYyjtlg5mTqXyM0L5UP4GjKhMIfwqZV36gXkcyQRAXVAHLqO_U_hwnsHKWKlp5wepGIKRUwlRBAtAxQgzAOFESWbKgeqD8mrzyCJnTolnkitYckH67xnbiulsn6BI_VIuIeAqsfWyun0TzGmU6bvjBaLlqk5KNZw7oV-q2ASCPkC2sRWxDI/w400-h400/Se%C3%B1or%20G%C3%BCsto.png" width="400" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Señor Güsto</b> is the owner / operator of <i><b>Señor Güsto's Fine Slimes</b>, </i>the go-to <b><i>Gunspoint</i></b> vendor for all your ooze-, goop-, and sludge-related needs.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Corrosive cruds?</div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Mucks medicinal <i>and</i> murderous?</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Automotive alluvia?</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Lascivious lubes?</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Señor Güsto's got 'em all!</p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">His petite, five-foot frame is inverse to his flamboyance. Señor Güsto affects an outlandish Spanglish accent, gesticulating all the while with folding fan in one hand and dabbing handkerchief in the other. (And, boy howdy, does he go through hankies, as he's perpetually dripping. Señor Güsto blames the <b><i>Grueston</i></b> humidity, but <i>nobody</i> perspires that much.)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Señor Güsto is cagey about where, exactly, he procures his clammy commodities. When queried, he narrows sly, twinkling eyes and mutters about "the labyrinthine <b><i>Sewers Of Syzzurp</i></b>".</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">[In <i><b>Don't Mess With Wrexus: The Movie</b></i>, Señor Güsto is portrayed by a CGI'd <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Guzm%C3%A1n" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">Luis Guzmán</span></a>.]</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW_DvuE6LwbCNlBjziIKsA0MqPEU1JOeN3gspoG6nmHA7oAbVwoZr_fuZ8Mb2pKn8av8QrxVBuk_OpM4sV_tpOOr8IcAMlauvdWx9XINUhRSHL-BzuIQ3Xs-rEkAygtFQef8FvD5JTVYShQkzA-0u_FsPa15-UqyKVe0716j-Qhrx66CvGLPbginvx/s1066/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1027" data-original-width="1066" height="385" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW_DvuE6LwbCNlBjziIKsA0MqPEU1JOeN3gspoG6nmHA7oAbVwoZr_fuZ8Mb2pKn8av8QrxVBuk_OpM4sV_tpOOr8IcAMlauvdWx9XINUhRSHL-BzuIQ3Xs-rEkAygtFQef8FvD5JTVYShQkzA-0u_FsPa15-UqyKVe0716j-Qhrx66CvGLPbginvx/w400-h385/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIEvclG481wVqUjf7M9HflaO_T0Sl2_9DvGvNpJSp3MypQPlJgsZOjNcg9uxF1q4YLBWUHb_E1ZodKL4M6swzQwbjBB0dLp-i0wVEwWmROQ64WrNx87DUaabo1YPFmnxLUT9gy_DVrATsVMWh07RxLj5X2BxHojNQJ9uZ099gRP8gZo2x9OUggd_JM/s1022/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes%202.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1019" data-original-width="1022" height="399" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIEvclG481wVqUjf7M9HflaO_T0Sl2_9DvGvNpJSp3MypQPlJgsZOjNcg9uxF1q4YLBWUHb_E1ZodKL4M6swzQwbjBB0dLp-i0wVEwWmROQ64WrNx87DUaabo1YPFmnxLUT9gy_DVrATsVMWh07RxLj5X2BxHojNQJ9uZ099gRP8gZo2x9OUggd_JM/w400-h399/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes%202.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYYkyy8FPmMtC0EDmutsv-9Nj8dQCxxhzm7rMWbL9hA9G9GPbKt2G1CDjntsqmmNOptfANHk2rycYELb8F6QdI7QlZNtyg78wF3zNfj9hWU-bQliBJNteEI0W3pruuUZCsD90twkuIqnwykilIpKZDGCISq9B2jqSPp3n9RsAwAOPFlxHPwUClZQso/s1027/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes%203.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1027" data-original-width="1022" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYYkyy8FPmMtC0EDmutsv-9Nj8dQCxxhzm7rMWbL9hA9G9GPbKt2G1CDjntsqmmNOptfANHk2rycYELb8F6QdI7QlZNtyg78wF3zNfj9hWU-bQliBJNteEI0W3pruuUZCsD90twkuIqnwykilIpKZDGCISq9B2jqSPp3n9RsAwAOPFlxHPwUClZQso/w398-h400/Senor%20Gusto's%20Fine%20Slimes%203.png" width="398" /></a></div><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-28917715729992054342023-06-15T12:44:00.004-05:002023-06-15T12:47:29.934-05:00CONSUME.<p> </p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgeFvBJjpozV8Ngy2hB93GRjJjV70fLtThtoR2LNdjWs_RpU0PiouEm1qDpPyLTmvY8fWzjfn-bLmlO0CwkOfthifKbH1jy_yCBQqFMrKfxZokalRa8_cDAvSsklKRYidwDmswy-lZvxV_YtMp_ea56vD8-hUQuNT67DaInOpJlkyKh9SwlLEvo4/s740/PMF%20Zine.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="740" data-original-width="572" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgeFvBJjpozV8Ngy2hB93GRjJjV70fLtThtoR2LNdjWs_RpU0PiouEm1qDpPyLTmvY8fWzjfn-bLmlO0CwkOfthifKbH1jy_yCBQqFMrKfxZokalRa8_cDAvSsklKRYidwDmswy-lZvxV_YtMp_ea56vD8-hUQuNT67DaInOpJlkyKh9SwlLEvo4/w309-h400/PMF%20Zine.png" width="309" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">BEHOLD THE MAJESTY</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://dolorousexhumationpress.bigcartel.com/product/planet-motherfucker" target="_blank"><span style="color: #04ff00;">IT LIVES AGAIN!!!</span></a><br /><br />Give Unca Jack yer money (and tell 'im we sent ya)!!!</span>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-65658822988549352702023-06-13T19:21:00.008-05:002024-01-21T16:50:16.857-06:00The Guys Of Wrexus Are Upon You — Meet Professor Morgan Mist, Organist!<p> </p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-lnSNKlxOaTP-WG4K27hM9k2pIw7piMK8izskiZiPadww-7goTUWQZlccTrKq3J7UrLUWotehK6Q7rx6f-XJNM2k5MI412zJOsMDka7Ly6YKiX4MPqxMWUUT1DHThbEaGY48HT20dO7nuzg8n_yxlzKWLLYN10gdNKLX8tO4q8hjfXxpzC92MpA/s993/Prof.%20Morgan%20Mist.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="910" data-original-width="993" height="366" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-lnSNKlxOaTP-WG4K27hM9k2pIw7piMK8izskiZiPadww-7goTUWQZlccTrKq3J7UrLUWotehK6Q7rx6f-XJNM2k5MI412zJOsMDka7Ly6YKiX4MPqxMWUUT1DHThbEaGY48HT20dO7nuzg8n_yxlzKWLLYN10gdNKLX8tO4q8hjfXxpzC92MpA/w400-h366/Prof.%20Morgan%20Mist.png" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Professor Morgan Mist, Organist</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;">Beneath <b><i>Gunspoint</i></b>'s standard shanty-fortress cacophony floats tones—sometimes dulcet, sometimes sonorous, sometimes jaunty, always harmonious—of Ancient keyboards. Following them leads to an unassuming, curtain-draped shopfront known as <i style="font-weight: bold;">The Organ Exchange</i>, <b><i>Grueston</i></b>'s premier purveyor of musical mechanisms, vocal lessons, and second-hand organs.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Both definitions apply. Of <i>organs</i>, that is.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Polydactylic proprietor <b><i>Professor Morgan Mist</i></b> razzles (dazzles cost extra) patrons with jingles from The Long Days Ago, corny repartee, and promises of teaching <u>YOU</u> mastery of an instrument in six easy lessons. And no one beats his deals on slightly-used spleens—just ask 'im, he'll tell ya!—so buy, sell, and trade your scavenged saxophones and pilferred innards at <i style="font-weight: bold;">The Organ Exchange</i> today!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Professor is available for weddings, spawings, batty mitzvahs, and brises, though he needs a month's advance notice and an intact carton of wet-wipes as a deposit.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Little is known about The Professor. He's clearly an undead, but his species is a mystery. And though it seems he'd be in cahoots with the necromancers of <i style="font-weight: bold;">The Necrozone</i> (what with their similar graverobbery pursuits and all), Mist often badmouths them... in song, even. His diss ditties get <i>intense</i>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Rumors persist that Mist's fez has either hypnotic properties (better to impart musical mastery in students...?), or an evil li'l critter living within. But not both, because that'd be crazy.<br /><br />[In <i><b>Don't Mess With Wrexus: The Movie</b></i>, Professor Morgan Mist is portrayed by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Glover" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">Crispin Glover</span></a>.]</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCIIBreX_DzkXAB6G98bQVnT5KoUfHRgCRFoLfxTMuElMJcbce8BPIFqvUnb7103ametD1L8RYDAQI-l4is_F0BZKpsWtLWRcoDVnivifbTWeGo-K31zF3lJkDY5dXxOG3Rs5k9hMqUZjSp9CkXER1HH9fH_ToJGzP3r82wywkGbC_Uuf8kjAANvwc/s1029/Dirty%20Morgue%201.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1029" data-original-width="1027" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCIIBreX_DzkXAB6G98bQVnT5KoUfHRgCRFoLfxTMuElMJcbce8BPIFqvUnb7103ametD1L8RYDAQI-l4is_F0BZKpsWtLWRcoDVnivifbTWeGo-K31zF3lJkDY5dXxOG3Rs5k9hMqUZjSp9CkXER1HH9fH_ToJGzP3r82wywkGbC_Uuf8kjAANvwc/w399-h400/Dirty%20Morgue%201.png" width="399" /></a></div></div><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-71023052529301795232023-06-09T17:25:00.003-05:002023-06-13T19:25:28.438-05:00Don't Mess With Wrexus — Headstone World<p> </p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg--p_tWhEHfK4S7ED1i34Ah81wRzhUk2dOdTzH7VrP4JYjRhRMVDhkuYeHKvM9nDMlcqDN_puzd-ZT9NTAgCRg7f9ZOqXbXuRON7Q0vIjYj6D5mCy6OnK_QrWYaylphRPeWcx2r8IIvvmsSWKVu3XSubvqH0xjQGptCJP-6T9PyTzEsTXBA5u8hlI/s3104/Headstone%20World.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1351" data-original-width="3104" height="174" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg--p_tWhEHfK4S7ED1i34Ah81wRzhUk2dOdTzH7VrP4JYjRhRMVDhkuYeHKvM9nDMlcqDN_puzd-ZT9NTAgCRg7f9ZOqXbXuRON7Q0vIjYj6D5mCy6OnK_QrWYaylphRPeWcx2r8IIvvmsSWKVu3XSubvqH0xjQGptCJP-6T9PyTzEsTXBA5u8hlI/w400-h174/Headstone%20World.png" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Located about five miles north of <b><i>Gunspoint</i></b> up the blasted <b><i>Die-45</i></b> freeway, <b><i>Headstone World </i></b>is <i style="font-weight: bold;">Grueston</i>'s premier provider of monuments and memorials for the living impaired.</div><p></p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Sure, ya could git that traditional marker of stone or li'l bronze placard with yer name all tasteful and dainty... but why not splurge for an inflatable, skydancing tube-spook to hex any that dare spit, piss, or worse on your grave? Or an ensorcelled effigy of skull, bone, and Thangs Man Was Not Meant To Know?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Want yer eternal (temporary?) resting place awash in day-glo and neon like Saint Rob Zombie's fever dreams? They can do it!</div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Want fog machines and spoooooky ambient audio for convenient monster mashes, bashes, and / or champagne jams? Easy! <i>¡No hay problema! Không vấn đề!</i></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Want caged go-go ghouls suspended over yer tomb to shimmy ya into Oblivion? Only an upcharge away!</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Convenient payment plans available in alllllll the currencies: corn-squeezins, fat stacks o' toilet paper; teeth; firstborns; souls. Or even have yer not-yet-interred corpse work it off, reanimation-style, fer only the <i>teensiest</i> timeframe of a year or ten. Whatever works best for yer kinfolk's budget!</p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Buy today, and git a free dashboard batquarium! Supplies are limited!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">(Please note that <b><i>Headstone World</i></b> is operated by the necromancers at the ruined campuses of the combined <a href="https://commonwealth.edu/" target="_blank"><b><i><span style="color: #ff00fe;">Commonwealth Institute Of Funeral Service</span></i></b></a> and <a href="https://www.nmfh.org/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #04ff00;"><b><i>The</i></b> <i style="font-weight: bold;">National Museum Of Funeral History</i></span></a>, aka <i style="font-weight: bold;">The Necrozone.</i>)</div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-41796851189240991292023-04-10T20:58:00.004-05:002023-04-10T21:02:10.243-05:00Neon Lords Nonsense<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpmxT9uwkcwG7o6Rxm97gRXAOyroo5IwFAElghT3QxUeorXIEVQBBIyYV2I6XdRGwOo2fu7-MnOPgBBqleTeWrZxD2ok3P2TV6-VuTOtFO4k05sLnyXgWVtIU8YtPIb_gQ-pkiB9VKRGElpS8CFklsNnsp4DPenrOem3XBDLlqzc2S7keUzlnFSg/s700/NLOTTW%20(Cover).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="700" data-original-width="523" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpmxT9uwkcwG7o6Rxm97gRXAOyroo5IwFAElghT3QxUeorXIEVQBBIyYV2I6XdRGwOo2fu7-MnOPgBBqleTeWrZxD2ok3P2TV6-VuTOtFO4k05sLnyXgWVtIU8YtPIb_gQ-pkiB9VKRGElpS8CFklsNnsp4DPenrOem3XBDLlqzc2S7keUzlnFSg/w299-h400/NLOTTW%20(Cover).jpg" width="299" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/365656/Neon-Lords-of-the-Toxic-Wasteland-Core-Rulez" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ffd966;">Neon Lords Of The Toxic Wasteland</span></a></i><span style="color: #04ff00;"> </span>is one of my favorite thangs right now, blending '80s kitsch and '90s gnarliness with ALL THE CAFFEINE and straining the resultant post-apoc slop through the departed "Macho Man" Randy Savage's jockstrap.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Here's some PCs I'm dying to try. Stats rolled as-is per the rulebook!</div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGBKSzRXYOy7Z5WFI5o6LMf4CnSPjA3RaximowAtZgTXgqt160iBaKxD7DgH-TyOOgl33NoufoSqY8oa7apTaJLaWpTqgNaxrJGjSgyaprD582tXHgIAkvEA31Vpi7jNPHXb58M_er-0vq7tWK1BN_5Ax31LzedLS9vPefbTpYYJFV6WsvBzF1AQ/s2401/NLOTTW%20--%20MALF%20PC%20Art.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2216" data-original-width="2401" height="369" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGBKSzRXYOy7Z5WFI5o6LMf4CnSPjA3RaximowAtZgTXgqt160iBaKxD7DgH-TyOOgl33NoufoSqY8oa7apTaJLaWpTqgNaxrJGjSgyaprD582tXHgIAkvEA31Vpi7jNPHXb58M_er-0vq7tWK1BN_5Ax31LzedLS9vPefbTpYYJFV6WsvBzF1AQ/w400-h369/NLOTTW%20--%20MALF%20PC%20Art.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfuadwPXmDD_QWdiNdxnv1bd-T9SVrAZbJBTVd35Y1IReKCCcHCEcjQJM1SXBvX_FXoChggYzVqFiWQoZB60w4Na2Ns4bm5Ls55viq7HP2LlX-xV9ToBWPqzAYCqZbpeP8-7aoLoTaFihLUEe51JnYgYz1v8ZxoWkg6ltaB9KF7PWjA0L2mILdgw/s911/NLOTTW%20--%20MALF%20PC%20Sheet.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="911" data-original-width="701" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfuadwPXmDD_QWdiNdxnv1bd-T9SVrAZbJBTVd35Y1IReKCCcHCEcjQJM1SXBvX_FXoChggYzVqFiWQoZB60w4Na2Ns4bm5Ls55viq7HP2LlX-xV9ToBWPqzAYCqZbpeP8-7aoLoTaFihLUEe51JnYgYz1v8ZxoWkg6ltaB9KF7PWjA0L2mILdgw/w308-h400/NLOTTW%20--%20MALF%20PC%20Sheet.png" width="308" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-zPJTeCqi6CAlbJ-ggN_B9Bu0Xqmu1-42whRtRRAo2nS_YoMwd_lVCOHpV50HUwQkAZ6bRWuthS_FJ0E9k81usDcsuvCQBkm5cTpVYoy8w64r-mIihrTsJ25tX1XBt3r2hId4M1QvgEZ0nL9MMp8_sTokEgLmXgNSPc-bZc6Nk-ls8szdX7lWQ/s930/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer%20(badge).png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="930" data-original-width="759" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-zPJTeCqi6CAlbJ-ggN_B9Bu0Xqmu1-42whRtRRAo2nS_YoMwd_lVCOHpV50HUwQkAZ6bRWuthS_FJ0E9k81usDcsuvCQBkm5cTpVYoy8w64r-mIihrTsJ25tX1XBt3r2hId4M1QvgEZ0nL9MMp8_sTokEgLmXgNSPc-bZc6Nk-ls8szdX7lWQ/w326-h400/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer%20(badge).png" width="326" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy93sjl59rSccLEK57wev7Um8AeLQJg5srA6ctP3-jB7aKoKAmb2wlFHcZ6Pnbkko-sDe6oQPJnIpAymirzFx0hzU7maPkJT_O1qZJaAM4krmjxISgQoIdsxWA4K_7VEXj8VNygFdFu5wuNqqa948ZhHllpotEZHETVjemDgtGYEuJTCubvMz3Lg/s914/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer%20Sheet.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="914" data-original-width="704" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy93sjl59rSccLEK57wev7Um8AeLQJg5srA6ctP3-jB7aKoKAmb2wlFHcZ6Pnbkko-sDe6oQPJnIpAymirzFx0hzU7maPkJT_O1qZJaAM4krmjxISgQoIdsxWA4K_7VEXj8VNygFdFu5wuNqqa948ZhHllpotEZHETVjemDgtGYEuJTCubvMz3Lg/w308-h400/NLOTTW%20--%20Judge%20Hammer%20Sheet.png" width="308" /></a></div><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-78820599024124703312023-04-02T10:40:00.005-05:002023-04-02T10:40:55.726-05:00Mutants In The News — "ZOMBOARS!!!" Edition<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivbG0ePzNeM5Mmk7NlA5yk3siNVbtWnG4Oo00fUAHr4W3YRO81HyStE5mO-k14QbwnGyCj2IDZeb303XBx2mgtcR1Pj-WQ46bdVIRyoX2N78k8p77QKPGO_RO4UnXyvdKvLMSSaJmF0HTXCbZcdlkkzWUrne5MvINZPWdhjnI8BBrL9HqS56TCAw/s1566/Zomboars.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="881" data-original-width="1566" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivbG0ePzNeM5Mmk7NlA5yk3siNVbtWnG4Oo00fUAHr4W3YRO81HyStE5mO-k14QbwnGyCj2IDZeb303XBx2mgtcR1Pj-WQ46bdVIRyoX2N78k8p77QKPGO_RO4UnXyvdKvLMSSaJmF0HTXCbZcdlkkzWUrne5MvINZPWdhjnI8BBrL9HqS56TCAw/w400-h225/Zomboars.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Fascinating news on the xenotransplantation (such a fun word to type!) front, as pigs are <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-brought-human-lungs-back-to-life-with-pig-blood?ref=home" target="_blank"><span style="color: #04ff00;">yet again proven to be a wonderful, magical animal</span></a>.<br /><br />Bonus: There's an additional link about how swine are <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-cured-erectile-dysfunction-in-pigs-with-artificial-tissue" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ff00fe;">aiding human love connections</span></a>.<br /><br />IT'S SWINE TIME, BABY!</div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7BZDZyRaGa8" width="320" youtube-src-id="7BZDZyRaGa8"></iframe></div><br />Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-41966502406009192652023-01-22T11:46:00.011-06:002023-01-22T12:47:30.859-06:00Meet Corman!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSWQUP-76SGrEsMOGo3SNBq15iLI1T3BFfNJ9I9xQXmWR7uNLU3QhxNu3pKqFgYduaeYdqK5RQk5aP89qkaVoP--gCgpL42KlUsYW9A-z76Q1lYBQND6hD0y6ds4BAAzPDV779f8NsNqd6jWI7lT21NZcJJqkYEdNZ0MxMaxWYXbOvIKHqXnswWw/s2237/Corman%20The%20Trenchmouth.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1831" data-original-width="2237" height="328" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSWQUP-76SGrEsMOGo3SNBq15iLI1T3BFfNJ9I9xQXmWR7uNLU3QhxNu3pKqFgYduaeYdqK5RQk5aP89qkaVoP--gCgpL42KlUsYW9A-z76Q1lYBQND6hD0y6ds4BAAzPDV779f8NsNqd6jWI7lT21NZcJJqkYEdNZ0MxMaxWYXbOvIKHqXnswWw/w400-h328/Corman%20The%20Trenchmouth.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">This is Corman, an intelligent and telepathic <strike>otyugh</strike> <i>trenchmouth</i>.</p><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;">They live in a hollowed out pit beneath four porta-johns stationed outside an Ancient spookhouse attraction, which warped into a legitimately haunted megadungeon after The Thunderkiss.<br /><br />Think I'm gonna make them a mascot / patron / arch-enemy round these parts!</div><br /><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFBIyav1MKfxfmUeG8jw5i6_l9vx6eqIg2ObRdzUay7c105UUqG9h8foJDCjDc9CG9gKnYE65EBcCGoF6wHGiRKIyDF56YvXfMIJhocjmVVc48lqjUDMJ_Lg-m-LH8USmk6VGnNf6YJuG17i54eRGKDZJxXiWqaygZzolLOSftFCmdaqnFfAH5rQ/s2200/Scream-World-Logo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1700" data-original-width="2200" height="309" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFBIyav1MKfxfmUeG8jw5i6_l9vx6eqIg2ObRdzUay7c105UUqG9h8foJDCjDc9CG9gKnYE65EBcCGoF6wHGiRKIyDF56YvXfMIJhocjmVVc48lqjUDMJ_Lg-m-LH8USmk6VGnNf6YJuG17i54eRGKDZJxXiWqaygZzolLOSftFCmdaqnFfAH5rQ/w400-h309/Scream-World-Logo.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj70IxtHbwLpOa7jjb8GnWFJGbrcGJvvgCjl6b7Hrfqira3EjSG4_jFAA5d5AHbAb6mv0ZzYm7C2cjkAXdM0G7f0zV5jHdDlJ-cZiPWUJtZo2ZbMs_tk327XV4_tSSX0tEkQ4DB_flX72BB4QEjW7jfywfB-s69c_yNEfo7ohU-t47gy1n5ppLbNw/s1320/screamworld1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="990" data-original-width="1320" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj70IxtHbwLpOa7jjb8GnWFJGbrcGJvvgCjl6b7Hrfqira3EjSG4_jFAA5d5AHbAb6mv0ZzYm7C2cjkAXdM0G7f0zV5jHdDlJ-cZiPWUJtZo2ZbMs_tk327XV4_tSSX0tEkQ4DB_flX72BB4QEjW7jfywfB-s69c_yNEfo7ohU-t47gy1n5ppLbNw/w400-h300/screamworld1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-28988724230672615262023-01-20T21:37:00.004-06:002023-01-20T21:37:53.176-06:00Found In The Wild<p> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje-tnmE0x_D4vjRhZmFi-JaQQTeoDT0j28T3_EKM79YeuQPcGmAhpxw6IbtjdID7DgRPIayyd3JEFjUSIDrsutxhvdA5ip_qz-_-PrfIXq3of4BNEJsQ1sqz6-bKxW7D2YcxgEMRK2Z4UEwEqGw1e3VTyyi0O2U45pRAUr9Sm69SShopGnn7ynLw/s1440/WALLE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1372" data-original-width="1440" height="381" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje-tnmE0x_D4vjRhZmFi-JaQQTeoDT0j28T3_EKM79YeuQPcGmAhpxw6IbtjdID7DgRPIayyd3JEFjUSIDrsutxhvdA5ip_qz-_-PrfIXq3of4BNEJsQ1sqz6-bKxW7D2YcxgEMRK2Z4UEwEqGw1e3VTyyi0O2U45pRAUr9Sm69SShopGnn7ynLw/w400-h381/WALLE.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">by Brian Kesinger (https://www.briankesinger.com/)</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-87544844181062757132022-12-09T17:52:00.010-06:002024-02-24T16:29:02.663-06:00"Don't Mess With Wrexus" Redux<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Hola amigos. How's it hangin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but a lot's been going down in this part of town. But it's boring and no bueno, so forget I said anything.</span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyhow...</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large; text-align: justify;">I'm trying to un-rust the ol' gaming gears and do something with Goodman Games' post-apoc gonzofest setting, </span><b style="font-size: large; text-align: justify;"><i>Umerica</i></b><span style="font-size: large; text-align: justify;">.</span></p><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXnIJ76jATt8vClUCAUdgzwNA4YdHqtRzpG69D5yvJeYuvv_RUOKT38_qJTOio5c06VyVOWRrbiO0w0-HE-k3564H49i0hEjcAktuIFob75QMsenjuGDfuRMDHdcGKBtZQRqrh7fTJIDNckAyC7oy6YNIPxDamMUGhZhWlJG4pEzOPgf-KTyIO4w/s900/TUSG.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="678" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXnIJ76jATt8vClUCAUdgzwNA4YdHqtRzpG69D5yvJeYuvv_RUOKT38_qJTOio5c06VyVOWRrbiO0w0-HE-k3564H49i0hEjcAktuIFob75QMsenjuGDfuRMDHdcGKBtZQRqrh7fTJIDNckAyC7oy6YNIPxDamMUGhZhWlJG4pEzOPgf-KTyIO4w/w301-h400/TUSG.jpg" width="301" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption">Good, good stuff.</td></tr></tbody></table><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"></p><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">It combines the <b><i>Dungeon Crawl Classics</i></b> chassis with the sensibilities I adore, and I'm adding all my fave inspirations (pictured below) to the brew.<br /><br />Intro campaign flavor text follows!</span></p><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; 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font-size: medium; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: medium; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: medium; text-align: center;">***</div><p style="font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: medium; text-align: center;"><i style="font-family: Creepster; font-size: 26pt;">Don’t Mess With Wrexus</i><span style="font-family: Creepster; font-size: 26pt;"> Redux</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: medium; text-align: left;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">At 11:59:59 pm on December 31<sup>st</sup>, 1999, the world ended.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Bombs dropped.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Reactors popped.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Seas boiled.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Continents roiled.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Phages bloomed.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Radiation 'shroomed.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Toxic waste erupted.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Gene pools corrupted.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Locusts molted.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Apes revolted.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Acids rained.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Mankind insaned.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">The moon broke.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">The old gods awoke.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">And that’s when things got <i>really</i> bad.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: medium;">For magic thrived and dinosaurs revived. Monsters unhid and aliens invade-ed. Kaiju stomped and demons romped. Angels fell and The Dead rose from Hell.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">—<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">The old-timers call that night <b><i>Judgment Day</i></b>; others, <b><i>Y2K</i></b>.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">More names abound: <b><i>The Flush</i></b>. <b><i>The Thunderkiss</i></b>. <b><i>The Reckoning</i></b>. <b><i>The Bigger Bang</i></b>. <b><i>The Great Mistake</i></b>. Even <b><i>TEOTWAWKI</i></b>.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">But the past isn’t important beyond what you can scavenge from the burnt-out malls; what you can refurb from the rusting junkyards; what you can summon from the irradiated graveyards. Toilet paper and gasoline, bullets and beer: these are more valuable than all the gold in the cosmos.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Welcome to <b><i>The Blighted States Of Nightmerica</i></b>.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">Hope you survive the experience.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: medium;">(And if you don’t? There’s always undeath!)</span></p></div></div></span><p></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-49820887181876425812022-11-16T21:32:00.003-06:002022-11-16T21:34:13.543-06:00Mutants In The News — "Isn't This What Caused '28 Days Later'?" Edition<p>I'm rummaging through Ancient boxes, and found this clipping from September 14, 1999.<br /><br />Retro-news still counts, right?<br /><br />Because there's all kinds of primate pandemonium possibilities here. Maybe the phenomenon triggered...</p><p><b><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>...Y2APE?!!!</i></span></b><br /><br /><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy8aaj6wggA6zYmi_1qbMRJKMYzjtJ5mPmXzHirz-g1gy08OnyVTyrUq63a8whHJUD9iB4a71tFjTzXSLZivvlQDDWderTmH1eBSllpIE9itbAiGb4GvOiG9Yz11U5F5w8cfVmIEBhIMEL9eD5HjnWfY19PulzTee-vsRW7MXLYUZ-IZSWIlcrHg/s2727/Monkey%20Brains%201999.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2727" data-original-width="1500" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy8aaj6wggA6zYmi_1qbMRJKMYzjtJ5mPmXzHirz-g1gy08OnyVTyrUq63a8whHJUD9iB4a71tFjTzXSLZivvlQDDWderTmH1eBSllpIE9itbAiGb4GvOiG9Yz11U5F5w8cfVmIEBhIMEL9eD5HjnWfY19PulzTee-vsRW7MXLYUZ-IZSWIlcrHg/w220-h400/Monkey%20Brains%201999.jpg" width="220" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSLEazzGvrjZutmEVDHp3z0k-qLJSCDOKR8njW9jOMWpxZPUSC8fwO9fWn-nzqugnri4yotCqgd2Pu0rZXm26sUK7P2gui7hNIR6rCBNPZBkspbu8uneLgKsT7rwncavxvNxMqr-ILFAMtTYhzXJA1CzDU6NjZxHQyXdeSguYMKiiKnSqSmv0JWQ/s742/Y2APE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="742" data-original-width="543" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSLEazzGvrjZutmEVDHp3z0k-qLJSCDOKR8njW9jOMWpxZPUSC8fwO9fWn-nzqugnri4yotCqgd2Pu0rZXm26sUK7P2gui7hNIR6rCBNPZBkspbu8uneLgKsT7rwncavxvNxMqr-ILFAMtTYhzXJA1CzDU6NjZxHQyXdeSguYMKiiKnSqSmv0JWQ/w293-h400/Y2APE.jpg" width="293" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-64780813092968075442020-12-13T14:09:00.002-06:002020-12-13T14:16:16.100-06:00Behold... KRYNNGEENO!!!<p> This Aetherian Fightin' Feline used to be female. Stuff Happend. Deets to follow.<br /><br /><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy_ZCBq2GI77LjeddZ0GrGr1kjl1BQ2UST3gNVIimlbc0xhpvh7Z_SrI5a4cA76PdBmkck3Jdcs7KYHHpoIBS35eOQdJUyhf8JbS-nCYDkxQeOnuj7qgza_23jZxxODkNu8XlGD5o6wA/s2048/KrynnGeeno+%2528Final%2529.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1766" data-original-width="2048" height="345" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy_ZCBq2GI77LjeddZ0GrGr1kjl1BQ2UST3gNVIimlbc0xhpvh7Z_SrI5a4cA76PdBmkck3Jdcs7KYHHpoIBS35eOQdJUyhf8JbS-nCYDkxQeOnuj7qgza_23jZxxODkNu8XlGD5o6wA/w400-h345/KrynnGeeno+%2528Final%2529.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-60002751989132021152020-12-13T13:46:00.003-06:002021-01-03T14:52:48.900-06:00Behold... CRAYJAX THE MIGHTY!!!<p>DCC / Umerica hijinks. Deets to follow.</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJPYCVAzbAtHBJdC4Xloilud2EUm0SNwFX-igepR9ZItUiKkf6jkuM5w_Ra9fJwmpGvjvrNOTQn7h6fsePLehyphenhyphen-2CdJTyCNDKQVSlLHLYqsyE-JLpunbprlGXjhT_cOB1Df3cnPlxUgQ/s1150/Crayjax+The+Mighty%2521+Elmo%2527d%2521+%2528Current%2529.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1142" data-original-width="1150" height="398" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJPYCVAzbAtHBJdC4Xloilud2EUm0SNwFX-igepR9ZItUiKkf6jkuM5w_Ra9fJwmpGvjvrNOTQn7h6fsePLehyphenhyphen-2CdJTyCNDKQVSlLHLYqsyE-JLpunbprlGXjhT_cOB1Df3cnPlxUgQ/w400-h398/Crayjax+The+Mighty%2521+Elmo%2527d%2521+%2528Current%2529.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-62735455693220904212019-07-23T21:48:00.001-05:002022-12-16T13:54:28.688-06:00Tales To Flabbergast Presents... ZZZAP, SON OF ZZZAX!!!<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><u>ZZZAP, SON OF ZZZAX</u></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Health: 100</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Karma: 14</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Popularity: 5</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Real Name:</b> Kevin Collier</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Occupation:</span></b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"> Student<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Legal Status:</span></b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"> Citizen of the United States with no criminal record...yet<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Place of Birth:</b> Houston, Texas</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Layabout and C-student Kevin Collier was on the field trip when the </span><a href="http://afieldguidetodoomsday.blogspot.com/2019/05/campaigns-that-never-were-marvel-super.html" style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">incident at Rick Jones' Locker went down</span></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">. Believing it was a Top Secret energy drink, Kevin chugged a bottle labeled "Zzzax Juice", and the results were about as expected. He also snagged a levitating purple contraption, thinking it was a futuristic ashtray he could give to his stepdad for Father's Day. Turns out it made a sweet flying bed for Grumbles!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">The instant <a href="http://myolddice.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: orange;">Theron, Official Friend Of The Field Guide</span></a> mentioned his "Rick Jones" idea is the same instant Zzzap, Son Of Zzzax was born. The electrical boy and his barely-psychic dog exploded into my head like thunderbolts. I've been dying to play Zzzap in a superhero game</span></span><i style="font-family: helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">—</span></i><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">ANY superhero game</span></span><i style="font-family: helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">—</span></i><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">for over a decade. <br /><br />In the intervening years, I've learned that there's a character named Zzzap in the <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/series/67447-ex-heroes"><span style="color: cyan;"><i>Ex-Heroes</i> novel franchise</span></a>, and a MODOG popped up in official Marvel continuity. But mine were first, damn it! </span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Here's even some doodles from years ago!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;"><br />I finally rolled up Zzzap in the old-school Marvel rpg, and, yeesh. The dice were brutal, with an 84, 21, 39, 05, 78, 01, and 33, translating to Incredible, Good, Good, Feeble, Remarkable, Feeble, and Good. <i>TWO FEEBLES?!!! GAH</i>.<br /><br />After much agonizing, I decided to make Reason and Psyche the dump-stats to represent having his brains scrambled by villainous energies.<br /><br />Hey, there's precedent.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Real Name:</b> Roger Stevens</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">Capzarro is sincere and honest to a fault, and desperately wants to do the right thing. However, his muddled thinking often results in inadvertently assisting bad guys and foiling police efforts. His compatriots usually have to explain who he's supposed to clobber.<br /><br />In combat, Capzarro is less a fluidly graceful super-soldier and more a wantonly physical mega-monster.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Roger Stevens was a security guard at the facility </span><a href="http://afieldguidetodoomsday.blogspot.com/2019/05/campaigns-that-never-were-marvel-super.html" style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">housing Rick Jones' Locker</span></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">. On the front lines of The Incident, he was standing near a decked-out Captain America mannequin bathed in the rays of a faulty other-dimensional duplicating machine filtered through a be-Pym-particle'd Cosmic Cube (more a Cosmic Crouton, truth be told) and transformed into a craggy brute of mighty power and dim intellect.<br /><br />Though no longer "normal", Stevens tries to maintain his old life through the use of heavy makeup and trenchcoats. Everyone who knew him before The Incident assumes he suffered a brain injury, and treats him accordingly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">This wonky weirdo, inspired by one of my favorite characters over at the Distinguished Competition, popped into my head while working on a completely <i>different</i> blog post, so I diverted focus with a quickness to ride the brain-lightning. The end result tickles me pink, y'all.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">After rolling Capz's stats, I had to use the "modelling method" to design the completely-outside-the-rules-as-written shield. Captain America appears in at least a half-dozen sourcebooks in the <i>Marvel Super Heroes</i> game line, and his iconic equipment is described differently in each instance. This was definitely an effort in "fudging it", and I hope the shield isn't too egregious (or too wimpy) in play.<br /><br />I copied Iceman's abilities verbatim for the frigid-vision..</span><br />
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Playing with the <i>Champions Online</i> and <i>City Of Heroes</i> character creators is a hoot, as each engine offers distinctly different visuals.</div>
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Here's the <i>COH</i> version of <a href="https://afieldguidetodoomsday.blogspot.com/2019/05/tales-to-flabbergast-presents.html"><span style="color: cyan;">Disco Devil</span></a>, in his <b>Battlin' Bellbottoms™</b> duds... complete with <b>Authentic Sequin Sparkle Action™!</b>!! (I think DD's like The Winsome Wasp, in that he changes costumes every few months.)</div>
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Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-61522542613705533812019-05-14T05:05:00.001-05:002022-12-16T13:55:00.236-06:00Tales To Flabbergast Presents... THE EGOTISTICAL GAMMARILLA!!!<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><u>GAMMARILLA</u></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Real Name:</b> Mitzi FItz-Hugh</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Known Relatives / Relationships:</b> Angus Fitz-Hugh (industrialist father), Collette Fitzh-Hugh (socialite mother), Mistress Agnes Robbins (au pair), Radley Hellerman (chauffeur)</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Irradiated Ape Body:</span></i><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"> Mitzi can transform her 5'4" frame into that of an 8'-tall, 800-pound, green gorilla, granting:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Teenage Mitzi Fitz-Hugh is the stereotypical "mean girl", being wealthy, gorgeous, and better than you... which makes it all the more ironic that her superhuman form is that of a giant, smelly, shaggy, glowing, male ape. She constantly gripes about the unfairness of her abilities, especially when her lessers got much cooler—and lest disgusting—</span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">stuff.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Awful alpha-female of the cool clique, Mitzi Fitz-Hugh, wouldn't have been on the bus </span><a href="http://afieldguidetodoomsday.blogspot.com/2019/05/campaigns-that-never-were-marvel-super.html" style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">the fateful day of the incident at Rick Jones' Locker</span></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"> had her limo not broken down. She can't believe it was happenstance, as that insolent chauffeur most likely damaged the car on purpose to torment her.<br /><br />And she <i>especially</i> can't believe that one of those nameless dweebs in the Dungeons & Dorkuses club "accidentally" shot her with some stupid laser-thing while she was modeling a fur coat that would've driven those PETA freaks bonkers.<br /><br />And she super-mega-extra can't believe that the combination of green beam and animal hide grafted to her body, granting her the ability to shift almost entirely into a hulking, gamma-powered primate. A MALE ONE.<br /><br />Ugh, the indignity. And worst of all is the press sticking her with a series of terrible nicknames, like "Gammarilla Girl" and "The Savage She-Monkey" and "Seedless Grape Ape". She decided to own <i>Gammarilla</i> purely out of spite.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">I'm gonzo for funnybook gorillas. Ask anybody. Probably best not me, though, as I can wax primateic for hours about 'em (particularly DC's "purple gorillas on comic covers" craze).</span></div>
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<li>The Leader is The Hulk's arch-enemy --> Rick Jones!!!</li>
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Justin S. Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022098939404921421.post-36707144224609861012019-05-09T05:53:00.002-05:002022-12-16T13:55:23.087-06:00Tales To Flabbergast Presents... THE DUMBFOUNDING DISCO DEVIL!!!<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><u>DISCO DEVIL</u></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Health: 66</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><b>Real Name:</b> Buck Sorensen</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Perpetually down-on-his-luck school bus driver Buck Sorensen drove </span><a href="http://afieldguidetodoomsday.blogspot.com/2019/05/campaigns-that-never-were-marvel-super.html" style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">the fateful day of the incident at Rick Jones' Locker</span></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">. He made off with a demonic trident, a pair of high-tech skates, and a mirrored ball.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Sorensen knew these contraptions were His Big Chance, but he struggled for weeks because the trident didn't do squat, and the skates were damaged. He mulled and pondered and stewed, but it wasn't until he was drunk in the tub as Alison Blaire's breakthrough song came over clock radio that inspiration struck like a laser on fog machine clouds. Sorensen modified the trident with karaoke equipment from his defunct DJ business and "borrowed" car parts, and fixed the skates (which housed hidden mini-engines, which was boss). With the addition of his championship "Mr. Groove-Thang '77" duds (they still fit!) and the remainders from a pop-up Halloween store, lo, the Disco Devil arose!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; text-align: justify;">If there's two things coded into my DNA, they're disco and Satanism. Blame terrible 1970s parenting.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Buck's long-suffering ex, Katherine, is a Proud Black Woman Who Is Sick Of His Nonsense, but she has a soft spot for the lug. When he eventually shows up on her doorstep beaten and bloody (like he did plenty before ever donning a costume), she'll tear him a new one but still treat his wounds with pet meds. Buck's daughter, Thelma, adores and supports him, even if she thinks he's ridiculous.<br /><br />In my head-canon, Disco Devil, <a href="https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Buford_Hollis_(Earth-616)"><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Razorback</span></a>, <a href="https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Antoine_Delsoin_(Earth-616)"><span style="color: magenta;">The Hypno-Hustler</span></a>, and <a href="https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/George_Smith_(Earth-616)"><span style="color: red;">Stunt-Master</span></a> have a regular poker game spawned from sharing the same bookie. Gambling winnings account for Sorensen's Good Resources.<br /><br />Buck looks amazing for a man in his sixties, like he just stepped out of a copy of <i>Playgirl</i>. Maybe the trident had some residual mojo after all...?</span></div>
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<li>The Son Of Satan is a Defender --> Hulk is a Defender --> RICK JONES!!!</li>
<li>Dazzler dated The Beast --> The Beast is an Avenger --> RICK JONES!!!</li>
<li>Blue Streak fought Captain America --> Captain America is a certain someone's mentor!!!</li>
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