Boy, howdy, do I need a shower.
What a weird two weeks that was, eh? Had I known that participating in The 13 Days Of Creepmas blog-a-thang would get me kidnapped by a garrulous gorilla mad scientist and his belligerent henchman, I'd have never gotten involved.
What a weird two weeks that was, eh? Had I known that participating in The 13 Days Of Creepmas blog-a-thang would get me kidnapped by a garrulous gorilla mad scientist and his belligerent henchman, I'd have never gotten involved.
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| Worst. Hosts. Ever. |
I was forced into all kinds of unpleasantness. Mucking out monster kennels. Tasting mutagenic goo "to make sure the flavor was right". Trying to teach Karas to play boardgames—who cheats, might I add—just to keep him away from the earth-girlies.
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| Oh, who could stay mad at that face? |
Thank goodness I was rescued by that brass-clad cyborg. Much obliged, mystery man of metal!
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| My Hero |
There was a bright side to my imprisonment, though. I spent the lonely nights in my cell catching up on all kinds of reading, and I have a flurry of reviews in the pipeline.
So...I guess this is the part where I apologize for getting kidnapped by space-apes. Um, sorry. I swear it wasn't on my schedule AT ALL. I'm overjoyed it's back to business as usual.
And I sure hope that no-good Dr. Gori leaves me alone, because I'd hate to give that gesticulating gloryhound any more airtime. It would be a danged tragedy if he left secret boobytrap posts, set to unleash random garbage-beast entries in the future....
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| I can't deny he's a snappy dresser. |
