Brand Names, Brand Identity

In the Mutant Future, baby-naming books have long turned to ash.  So how do proud, post-apocalyptic parents-to-be go about naming their little radioactive bundles of tentacular joy?

They dig through the rubble and ruins to find junk, artifacts, trash, and signage with the snazziest, jazziest labels and logos on them, that's how.

So here's some charts with random first and last names.  Roll away, or mix and match to taste.  Tweak the spellings as desired (and some are already altered below).

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First Names

1. Alka
2. Amway
3. Arby
4. Brawndo
5. Calgon
6. Chee-Toh
7. Draino
8. Exxon
9. Faygo
10. Jeep
11. Kellogg
12. Manwich
13. McRib
14. Mel-O
15. Nextel
16. Quizno
17. Reebok
18. Rolex
19. Shiner
20. Trojan

Last Names

1. Audi
2. Bacardi
3. Boy-R-D
4. Coke
5. Colgate
6. Del-Monty
7. Dentyne
8. Fanta
9. Funyun
10. Google
11. Honda
12. Jolt
13. Kodak
14. Kroger
15. Nissan
16. Pibb
17. Pringle
18. Snapple
19. Supreme
20. Yel-O

Mush Pot

1. Atari
2. Avon
3. Bose
4. Duracell
5. Eebay
6. Folger
7. Hershey
8. I-Max
9. I-Pod
10. Jheri
11. Kotex
12. Lego
13. Noxema
14. Sansabelt
15. Shasta
16. Slimjim
17. Twizzler
18. Whopper
19. Zenith
20. Zima

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You can guarantee that my players in the upcoming Don't Mess With Wrexus campaign will encounter an Exxon Honda, a Jeep Supreme, a Manwich Snapple, a Reebok Bacardi, and a Quizno Pibb, whoever they happen to be.

(Special thanks to Idiocracy.)

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UPDATE:  The above lists have been expanded here.