IT... IS HERE!!! AND YOUR BRAIN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!

Last October, A Field Guide To Doomsday traumatized you with celluloid scares and filmic frightmares the likes of which your be-bombshelter'd brains had never before beheld!!!

We subjected you to 21 heapin' helpin's of mucky monstrosities and tentacular terrors, of sanguinary squirts and evolutionary aberrations!!!

But this year, beginning October 1st, we go bigger and bolder, with 31 STRAIGHT DAYS of mindbendingly macabre movie mayhem those other Ol' Spineless Recreant bloggers are too timid to tackle!!!

THEY WOULDN'T DARE...BUT WE GO THERE!!!

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NO EXPENSE SPARED!!!  A YEAR IN THE MAKING!!!

Featuring ALL-NEW crazed content and classification categories...plus more, More, MORE OF EVERYTHING YOU DEMENTED DEGENERATES COVET AND CRAVE!!!

MORE THRILLS!!

MORE CHILLS!!!

MORE CARNALITY!!!

MORE BRUTALITY!!!

MORE SICKNESSES!!!

MORE SQUICKNESSES!!!

MORE GORE!!!

MORE TO ABHOR!!!

And, most of all...

MORE, MORE, MORE MALEVOLENT MOVIE MUTANTS FROM THE MOST MISERABLE AND MALIGNED MOTION PICTURES OF THE TIME BEFORE!!!

ALL GARISHLY, GIDDILY RENDERED FOR YOUR GAWKING GAZE, SUPPLEMENTED BY A SHAMEFUL SURFEIT OF STUPEFYING STILLS TO SHATTER YOUR SENSES!!!

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So grab your dice, your snacks, your flasks, and your date's jiggliest bits, and get ready for the most nail-gnashing, gut-crunching, skull-stomping, psyche-scrambling, libido-loosening, fluid-flurrying, psychotronically phantasmagorical shock-show that is the...

...SPAWN OF DEVASTATION DRIVE-IN!!!

YOUR BRAIN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!