Synthetic Superstar
NPC
Character Type: Android
Alignment: Neutral
Level: 6
Hit Points: 50
Armor Class: 3 (2+1)
Movement: 120' (40')
Abilities
STR: 14
DEX: 6
CON: 10
INT: 14
WIL: 16
CHA: 14
Modifiers
) To Hit / Damage (Melee): +1 (+3)
) To Hit (Missile): -1
) AC: +1
) Technology Rolls: +5%
) Reaction Adjustment: -1
Saving Throws
Energy Attacks: 13
Poison / Death: 10
Stun Attacks: 12
Radiation: 11
Implants (Mutations): Energy Ray (Sonic), Killing Sphere, Toxic Weapon (8d6)
Attacks / Weapons / Abilities
) 2 attacks per round
) Warp-Field Sword (1d8+16, treats foe's armor as +2 AC worse)
) Energy Baton (2d6+15)
) +2 damage in melee combat (Level Bonuses, factored in to Modifiers)
) Immune To Poisons / Paralytics
) Immune To Sense-Based Stun and Blinding Effects
Equipment
) LazAb Armor (AC 2)
) Android Repair Kit
) 2d10 Drugs / Chemicals / Medical Devices
) A Loyal Cyborg Crew
XP: 73,400
Description
The Ancients were awash in mass-media-driven "celebrity culture", but the concept lost all meaning as anyone with an implant-cam and a cerebro-link instantaneously broadcasted their antics throughout the known worlds. The Hollywood-Military complex couldn't profit from these "independent artists" the way they did in the glory days of contractually-bound entertainers, so The Powers That Be literally made celebrities of their own...or, more accurately, re-made them. They cloned and robotized and digitized long-dead stars of stage, screen, song, and stadium into programmable, controllable cyber-chattel.
The Notorious B.O.T. (a.k.a. BIG*E) is one such construct, a portly fabricant as deadly with a rhyme as he is a blade. He awoke angry and ambitious from the celebri-storage tanks beneath The Syn-Hell Pavilion (an accursed prison-slash-graveyard for Ancient artificial beings), and he's obsessed with reforging his musical empire. Thanks to exhaustive data-chips on Ancient chemistry, The Notorious B.O.T. subsidizes his endeavors by dealing in rare pharmaceuticals.
In combat, BIG*E usually lumbers into melee, cutting down the weak and the wack alike. He also manipulates deadly sonic waves (Energy Ray, Killing Sphere), and launches narcotic finger-syringes (Toxic Weapon) up to 30'. Though he strives to maintain a pristine appearance, his synthe-skin is often battered and tattered from hard living. BIG*E abhors primitive firearms, and single-mindedly attacks (Morale 12) anyone who points one his way.
Rumors suggest The Notorious B.O.T. is actively recruiting a gang of other revived MCs ("MusiConstructs"), which include such cryptic unit designations as O-D-B, SH0K-G, KRS-1, 2L-C00L-J, ICE³, FLAY-V, BZ-MRK*E, and 3R1C-B. And he may have a bloodthirsty archenemy, a renegade sentient hologram called 2P4Q.
I don't have the words.
ReplyDeleteSorry ...Bur we really Hate "rap" music.... Nearly as much as Kal Hates Squids....
ReplyDeleteYou are amazing my man. Just a spot of genius.
ReplyDelete@Trey: I bet you have mad lyrical flow when handed the mic.
ReplyDelete@Dr. T: Hip-hop never goes out of style, not even after the bombs drop.
@MDJr: Awwwwww, shucks. Thanks!
Then we will track it down and "Exterminate" what remains....
ReplyDeleteWe are not a "bad Person" ... the Deep Bass of this "music" causes the fluid filled "large"orb" resting atop of my dead lung to vibrate ... and causes us more than a bit of Pain...